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Sep. 8th, 2010

JP shucks


Hullo all! My author was the loverly robothor1111, who came up with the wonderful, Pennyful The Long Road Parallel.


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Jul. 24th, 2010

Bones does a sideways jaw

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The pink is almost gone from my hair. =(

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Jul. 4th, 2010


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A year ago today, at about this time, I was sitting in a hospital recovery room with my sister, who had just had a baby after keeping the pregnancy hidden and subsequently given said baby up for adoption to one of the nurses that helped deliver her.

Today I am sore from carting around tables and children and giant roast pigs at my niece's first luau/princess themed birthday party yesterday. She is gorgeous and her adoptive parents asked me to be her Godmother and all is right with the world.

My life is so WEIRD sometimes, and yet, above all, very normal.

Jun. 29th, 2010


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Jun. 23rd, 2010


I am crooked.

So I was looking at my face in the mirror yesterday and (apparently this doesn't happen enough, because) I realized something. My face is crooked. Or my nose is. But not really crooked, just like, too far to one side. To the left, I think. Yeah. WEIRD.

It's taken me 22 years to notice my wonky face.


I was never very observant.

I took a straight on picture later that night, when I was laying in bed, just 'cause I couldn't believe I hadn't noticed something like that about my face, but it was totally true.

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Actually, my whole face is a little bit crooked.

Go figure.

/The shallowest of personal revelations

Jun. 22nd, 2010



Dee's new t-shirt -> Rocket science: if it were easy, it would be YOUR MOM.


I'm kinda jazzed, kinda psyched, kinda TOTALLY FREAKING EXCITED LIKE OMG WHOA.

I'm gonna be a god mother. =)

And not only that, but I am gonna be god mom to the most adorable, amazingly beautiful, magnificent child that ever crawled the face of the earth.

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Jun. 16th, 2010

put it out


God I love the world sometimes:

Fic: 'Dinner and a Show', Albus/Severus, Albus/Severus/Minerva
Title: Dinner and a Show
Author: purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Minerva-centric, Albus/Severus, Albus/Severus/Minerva (with a mention of Scrimgeour/Shacklebolt)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Fantasy, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Threesome
Word Count: about 3800
Summary/Description: Minerva is a slash-girl. Albus and Severus decide to give her the best birthday present, ever...

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Jun. 15th, 2010

Stop following me!

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Ugh. Jäger bombs. Why. Why must you be so deceptively easy to guzzle? Why? I donut understand.

I should drink some water.

Jun. 13th, 2010

wormhole evolution


When I take Benadryl, I get tired, as do most people I know.

When my sister takes Benadryl? She gets insanely hyper. I went over there this afternoon 'cause she kept calling me and hanging up. When I found her she was walking around the backyard wearing bubba's snorkling goggles and flippers with a can of hairspray and a lighter, torching cockroaches and babbling about cupcakes.

It was... it was just very peculiar. She was perfectly lucid, but insane at the same time. She said the goggles were for protection and the flippers looked like fun. There are always roaches around her back fence 'cause there's a dumpster just on the other side. From what I could gather, she'd seen a cockroach by the back door and decided to "take care of him and his little buddies."

What really kind of worried me is that it looked like fun.
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May. 23rd, 2010


This is me, selling out

Okay, so, I know this is a long shot, but I'm poor. I'm now taking work on commission. If you want a sketch or a story or I even do real actual paintings, but not of fandom things, 'cause that's... weird, for me. Sorry. But yeah. Just ask, and I'll try to do it for you. Donate to my broke ass however much you want; my feelings won't get hurt if you don't think it's worth much, I promise =)

I feel really dirty, doing this, but I've got like, thousands in hospital bills and my inability to get a job is really freaking me out. I'll try to get some pictures, samples of my work up later tonight.

I'M SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOUR SENSIBILITIES. If it makes you feel any better I've also got a little booth outside the gas station on the corner and am selling bracelets and stuff 'cause I found a bunch of old beads in the shop. I realize this might not make you feel better, but it makes me feel better.

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May. 18th, 2010




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(This was not my fault.)

May. 12th, 2010



Off to the beach with Aunti & Uncle for a week or so. I'll prolly be back by my birthday, Uncle wants to go to a choir alumni thing at the high school and it's on the 21st. I really don't want to go. I'm too fat to meet all my high school friends yet.

And: Pink hair! Yay!


Also, I have a major sunburn on my back from when I fell asleep painting outside.

It's ugly.

And it's starting to itch.

That is all.

May. 7th, 2010


Hi Show.

I watched Supernatural tonight. While dissecting a sheep brain that Elle brought over. 'Cause there was an extra in her lab at school and she knows I'm weird like that. But that's beside the point, because now? I really hope I'm not the only one jonesin' for an EPIC BOBBY/CROWLEY APOCAFIC.


that is all

May. 4th, 2010

spock likes cookies

Hey Thur.

This is just a recap of all the MOSTLY PORNY drawings and stuff I done fer Shipwars, to get it all in one place.


Lots of (14ish) Spock/Bones NSFW pr0ns behind the cutCollapse )

Yup. That's about it.

May. 1st, 2010


I don't even know.

Title: The Wonder Woman Method
Author: Me.
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory/Supernatural (DON'T JUDGE ME.)
Spoilers: Nope.
Rating/Warnings: R for ghostly language and squicky behavior.
Word Count: ~4,400
Disclaimer: Not Mine
Notes: Written for the April crossover fiction challenge thing at Paradox. Don't laugh at me, it's five am and that means I'm five hours late. Unbetad. Possibly ridiculous.
Summary: Penny felt mildly ridiculous, yet slightly cool, holding a sword at the ready as they made their way through a shadowy collectibles shop.

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Apr. 26th, 2010

spock likes cookies

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Apr. 11th, 2010

wet illya



So Sister's boyfriend's grandmother is sick. She lives in Colorado. He wanted to go see her, and he did, but he took Sister with him and left his four children with his parents, but they're kinda flaky and his mom's sick right now anyway. So now I'm living across the street with four kids and no escape unless *my* parents take pity on me and come over to watch them.

I just got to take a shower. It was amazing.

Anyway. I'm a full time mom for the foreseeable future.

Just in case you don't have kids but were thinking about it?


I have to go back now. Dammit.

Apr. 2nd, 2010

spock likes cookies

Icons, yet again

It occurs to me that I've never actually iconned the new ST movie. I have been remiss. But mrasaki requested AOS Kirk/Sulu icons, so I went through the movie.

Also, there are some random TOS icons I never posted and a couple Big Bang Theory ones

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Free to take and modify. Love to your mothers ♥

Apr. 1st, 2010

brb: saving lives

Put 'em together and what have you got?

So I watched the first season of The Bing Bang Theory while cleaning the house today.

I've started talking like Sheldon, inflection-wise.

I'd find it worrisome except for I like it too much.

In unrelated news, blind Ethel the Shih Tzu has started nudging my foot a few inches off the ground and then backing up to it and rubbing against it, scratching her butt/back. I don't even have to move, it's kinda nice. Mom says if she were me she'd feel used. Blind Ethel is the shit. She can't hear at all and she's got wicked cataracts so all she can see is shadows. She's hilarious. But smelly. She's got the funk.

I got little cardboard dolls, the flat kind that come with bunches of outfit changes and stuff? Anyway. I got them for Sister's boyfriend's little girl, and I got the boys some 3D sports books things (there was a booksale at Mom's school) and I brought them over today but the baby wasn't there. Before I left Robby, the 5 year old and Damion, the 9 year old, were both playing with the dolls, 3D glasses hanging from their ears. I love children.

Mar. 30th, 2010


Fucking scary movies, man

Okay so I've been watching horror flicks all day, lights off, curtains drawn, the whole shebang. I was in the middle of Let's Scare Jessica to Death when the door started creaking. Slightly eerie, I must not have closed it all the way and the wind's blowing it open. Okay, I can deal. I close it, lock it just in case, and turn the movie back on, but my TV freaks out, starts flickering and getting fuzzy and then just goes dark.

Then I hear scratching. Coming from the walls. Okay, go check it out. Knock on the wall, press my ear against it. Weird. Now I'm getting jumpy. So I make my way back to my chair in the dark. On the way I peak out the window, just to check. Nothing there.

I sit down, wrap the blankets around me and start my computer up. Nothing. It's just not working. Everything's plugged in, I don't know what's wrong. And then there's a knock at the door, but the dog, Bean, who always barks at knocks, is just sitting there staring *through* the TV.

So I freak and don't answer and huddle further into the blankets, quietly dying of my irrational fears.

Who(what)ever's at the door goes away, I can hear them(it) clomping down the steps.

A minute later the pipes in the new bathroom start groaning.

I get off my ass to go check it out, see if Dad's home-plumbing is going haywire or something, and the second I push the door open there's a clang and the toilet goes all exorcist, starts shooting water from the bowl like three feet in the air.

Naturally, I scream and run away.

Dive back under the blankets, grab Bean and tell her not to freak out. She is perfectly calm. Until the front door handle jiggles. And then someone starts banging on it, really angrily. A few seconds later there's a scraping sound and fuck, the door's swinging open and in steps... Dad.


The scratching sound and the computer and the TV fucking up? That was blind Ethel the shih tzu getting stuck behind the TV and turning the power strip off.

The first knock? A guy from the city trying to inform me they're shutting off the water.

The toilet? Dad's home-plumbing getting de-pressurized and then pressurized like a motherfucker, spurting water everywhere.

Me freaking out? Fucking scary movies, man.

Mar. 29th, 2010



Yeah. Some mirror icons behind the cut, if you'd like them. TOS and AOS.

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Mar. 28th, 2010



Stalker photographer girl is still being creepy. She keeps sending me pictures of me when I was sleeping, but the last one wasn't from the night we spent together. So yeah. She ninja-ed up to my window and took pictures of me while I was asleep. Judging from my clothes it was a few nights ago when I was knocked out on headache pills. Otherwise I think I woulda woke up, 'cause I'm a relatively light sleeper. Or maybe I'd deluding myself.

I talked to Cesar, the cop who adopted my sister's baby, he said he'll talk to her. I like him. He can be scary.


At least it's still too cold to sleep naked, I guess.

I'm trying not to be scared. I find that showing other people the pictures gives them less power.

I could prolly kick her ass if she tried to kidnap me and wear my skin as a suit or something.

I should maybe watch less horror flicks...

Mar. 24th, 2010

M'Benga starry

Even Moar Bones/M'Benga pre-slash

Title: The One Where Bones Isn't Talking to M'Benga, Who's Been Sexually Assaulted By a Headless Pigeon
Pairing: Bones & M'Benga (TOS)
Rating: pg for language, maybe
Summary: Pretty much the title. Also, Bones makes Tucker cry.
Notes: It's in the same universe as my first two Bones/M'Benga (Bonesenga? McBenga?) fics, only it's not as offensive 'cause my present tense phase is over. If you don't wanna read those, the only thing you need to know is Bones wears M'Benga's med jerseys sometimes 'cause it's annoyingly difficult to program his own size into the replicators.


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violently stimulated

moar icons

12 TOS icons behind the cut. SFW.

I found this picture of stars. So yeah.

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Icons are 100% free to take and modify as you wish; no credit needed.

That is all for now ♥

Mar. 22nd, 2010


No Good Very Bad Motherfucking Day

Got a cold from Sister just in time to babysit a puppy. A hyper, chihuahua puppy. For two days. I'm going insane. And crying a lot. It's super pathetic.

Started writing a story. I want it to be M'Benga/Bones. We'll see how that works out.

Got a haircut. Doesn't look much different 'ceptin' fer my face looks fatter now. Evidence. Sorry about the sluttiness of the second one. My boobs, they fall out.Collapse )

My computer is not responding very well, it's skipping and mini-freezing and I type a paragraph and have to wait a few seconds for it to actually show up so I can see my typos.

It's only like half a year old. Sucks balls.

I drew a Spones porn but the proportions are all off and it looks stupid.

My nose hurts 'cause of all the tissue abuse.

Also, amateur photography girl is being stalkery and I don't want to have to deal with it.

Bad freakin' day.

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